Ivy League Young Alum Mixer = Meat Market

If you have ever wanted to fulfill your dreams of dating a nice Harvard boy/girl, then I highly recommend that you attend an Ivy League Young Alum Mixer. I don’t know if other cities have these mixers so if you are out of luck in Boston or NYC, then add it to the list of reasons why you should move to SF.

I loved the event description that was posted online:

“Whether you're interested in networking, reuniting with old classmates, or simply kicking back with friends over a glass of wine - the Ivy League Young Alum Mixer is sure to offer a great time for all.”

I don’t recall seeing much “networking” unless the phrase now means “looking for someone to hook up with”. I guess this definition of “networking” makes sense. After all, B-school was all about networking right? And there was plenty of networking going on.

And while you might not necessarily find the most attractive mates at these mixers, at least you can guarantee that your offspring will have a higher probability of getting into an Ivy League institution. (Not because of a smarter gene pool or anything but simply because of two alumni legacy cards that can be played)    

No Ivy League Mixer would be complete without a bar and pool table! Check out the pics: